jesus upset by money changers ?

by octopus1 (Posted Sat Nov 30, 2013 2:30 am)

Daedalus wrote:

octopus1 wrote:

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:

octopus1 wrote:

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:He must have been one bad mofo to run all the money changers out of the temple, it was a rather large place and I'm betting they had their own security.

It is a well known fact that he was 8 foot 4, and could bench press a medium-sized nomadic tribe. Check 'John 7:12'.

And he was Caucasian. French, I think.

He may have been. He was certainly very blonde, blue-eyed and pale. It would suggest that he was possibly Icelandic, but of course back then, Iceland was simply called "Here be monsters".

Perhaps he was an albino with a very discreet optometrist?

I think it was, "Ultima Thule".

You can't call Jesus "It". Either "He", or in very unusual and questionably accommodating circumstances - "She". You may also hear talk of "Linguistically Capable Mutant Timber Wolf" - But that's very much non-canonical...

"And lo, on the 189457485th day - God created Jesus. And he saw that it was.... disappointing....
.....And lo, on the 189457486th day - God created 'Just For Men'. And he saw that '{!#%@} it, it'll do'..."

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