by octopus1 (Posted Sun Dec 01, 2013 10:58 pm)
"Would you like to be saved in the name of Jesus?"
"Jesus, that guy? I thought we crucified him years ago!"
"Oh! Oh... Do you have any neighbors at all?"
"No, but I do have a shotgun. Easy choice maybe...?"
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Poor JWs!
They're god's way of saying 'If you don't press your shirt, you're not a real Mormon.'
And they're atheists' way of saying 'get a less severe haircut, and a better job'.
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Daedalus wrote:Major Malfunction wrote:It just depends how you say it.
"I'm an atheist, NOW {!#%@} THE {!#%@} OFF AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO NEVER KNOCK ON MY DOOR AT NINE O'CLOCK ON A SUNDAY MORNING AGAIN, OR I SHALL BECOME VERY GRUMPY!"
*slam*
Context is everything.
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@Octo: Too true! It's always a pleasure to see their glazed eyes fill with disappointment, as they turn away from hope of my salvation.
"Would you like to be saved in the name of Jesus?"
"Jesus, that guy? I thought we crucified him years ago!"
"Oh! Oh... Do you have any neighbors at all?"
"No, but I do have a shotgun. Easy choice maybe...?"
Poor JWs!
They're god's way of saying 'If you don't press your shirt, you're not a real Mormon.'
And they're atheists' way of saying 'get a less severe haircut, and a better job'.
Read Main Topic