is It’s fair to say the universe is conscious of itself.

nmblum wrote:

octopus1 wrote:I think the OP is onto something.

See, the Universe is self-conscious when it's sober. It only sleeps around when it's drunk. Producing offspring. Like... Flora and Fauna on Earth?

Like most Lotharios, the Universe enjoys nothing better than wearing gold medallions and being called "God" by ingenue stars. On that occasion, unfortunately, protection was not worn...

So. What did the Universe do? When we accreted all blue and breathless from our stellar womb? Sent his real kid to try and smooth things over, of course.

"Hey guys, you're great and my dad totally loves you, for sure!"
"He smote me..."
"That record's sealed!!"

Naturally, being annoyed at our abandonment by our Father, we decided to take it out on his snooty "non-accidental" kid. The only way we knew how. By nailing him to a reverse-engineered tree.

"Forgive them, they know not what they do!!!"
"Oh, seriously?! What, you're bleeding profusely and are half dead already? No. No, I think this is a successful execution, waiting to finish... What an arrogant guy....."

LOL…… hilarious.
Is it possible that a cephalopod mollusk has the mind of Baptist preacher?
And you said you didn't care!!

I was once a Baptist preacher. I had a water pistol when I was 10...



NMB