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by Matthew Ellard (Posted Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:55 am)
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:You'd have to ask their names to find out if they're really Ozzies and not tourists.


Learning Australian
You can tell Australian names because Australians sometimes call each other by their second name, drop the end consonants and add a new vowel.

How to call William Gibson over, in Australian
"Hey Gibos, come here for a tick" (rhymes with toes)

How call Major Malfunction over, in Australian
"Hey Mallos, come here for a tick" (rhymes with toes)

This is extended to daily activities such as eating breakfast.

How to express a desire to finish morning breakfast in Australian
"Piss off. I'm still eating my breaky" (rhymes with "Wreck" + "see")

Of course there is also rhyming slang, which is simply impossible to describe.

How to say "My friend, I think I will have a look at that object" in Australian
"Jeeez. We better have a butcher's hook at that"


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